Friday, September 08, 2006

Customer care - very rare

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Indians have changed a lot over centuries, but we (still)suck when it comes to customer care. Most of them dont even know what it means. And some of them probably have'nt even heard of it. Just go to a store in an indian city or town n u'll see what I mean. The sales guys or the managers treat customers like they're some relatives who have come to stay for a week. But the leading stores and branded showrooms are entirely different, I mean they say hello when you go in. And guess what!! they even say goodbye when you leave. But in every other case you'll come back home more frustrated than you wud be if u had a dozen wives. And i bet u'll want to soak ur head in a pool of ice untill it actually stops spinning, or atleast for two or three days. Everytime I get into such a situation, I end up fighting wid the store guy. I've been the same since my school days, when I first fought with a fastfood guy who dint respond properly. Even the businesses with the stiffest competition tend to pooh-pooh the importance of customer care.

In case there are ppl who by chance wish to please customers, I'd like to draw their attention toward a "new" concept in business called "customer care".
Businessmen in some countries have already adopted it some time back and some, even as far back as the 16th century. But it remains completely alien to the indian market.

The customer certainly needs help more often than not. If they(u know who it
refers to) see a customer walkin around, they probably assume that he has come to get some excercice. But Im afraid he needs ur help. A customer expects to be greeted as long as u dont misunderstand 'greeted' to nodding ur head up n down, or raising ur eyebrows or giving him a damn stare all of which gesture the question "what the hell do u want????" A couplof days back I was in this particular XYZ office where I needed to make a particular verification in a bill i got from them. I was in there standing an staring at everyone like a kid in a new KG. After a while one kind hearted employee cared to give me a damn look, though he wasnt kind enough to open his mouth. Then he frowned
a lil and moved his head up n down once which probably gestured one of these:

1. Who the hell are you?
2. What are you here for?
3. Oh no! ther's a fu**in customer Oh! not again
4. All the above

He expected me to walk up to him and talk, but I jus stood there until he came up to me n finally opened his mouth. And the rest is history( I mean i got my work
done n got back home disgusted, and felt like soakin my head till it stopped spinning).



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9 Comments:

Blogger krish said...

that's the thing u see every where n india man.they've to be trained in this particular dept.in govt offices this customer care is like "customer's night mare".these govt.people do their jobs as they were jewish slaves under adolf hitler.i completely agree with u on dis buddy.the thing is they need some training especially for the people who come frm small towns,villages etc.

September 09, 2006 10:47 PM  
Blogger harshavardhan reddy said...

"govt offices"!!! LOL
Hey vamsi, I was'nt talkin abt govt offices. Infact private n highly competitive business ignore customers, let alone govt offices.
And the training thing...does anyone need to be trained jus to say "hi" when sommeone comes in and "thankyou" when he leaves??

September 11, 2006 12:31 PM  
Anonymous leela said...

harsha u said perfectly abt customer care.I experienced a lot of fuckin madness when i tried for some help from BSNL,CLOTH STORES..

September 12, 2006 4:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

try calling up airtel customer services.. and be told by some PRICK .. that you called at two in the morning.. your problem is not important.. and it was the second time you called.. ever heard of jetlag bozo? .. aagh .. not to mention why have 24 hour customer service if you dont intend to work at night?

October 24, 2006 5:31 AM  
Blogger harshavardhan reddy said...

@ isha
once I called up airtel customer service at 9849098490.....and guess what he said...
"sir this is not the rite place 2 call 4 ur prob...pls call 9849098490"

@leela
hey...do u remember how dharani pissed off that airtel guy said that when we were in manipal.

October 27, 2006 7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reddy, i dun have actually ever wanna work.. like ever .. i dont even wanna study ... the only reason im studying is coz i have to .. i told my dad that i hated studying and he said .. he hated it to .. and he did it so i have to .. hmm..

October 29, 2006 5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i finished my third exam today!!!! 3 down one to go!!! sweet!!!... and my plasma tv's payin for itself :P

October 29, 2006 5:09 PM  
Blogger harshavardhan reddy said...

does that mean your dad will go on satisfyin all ur materialistic needs...(including those u specified)??
well, in that case....I'd do anything to become that "LUCKY b*****d" u were talkin about.(wink). but I'd prefer an Omega chronograh though...(wink again).
LOL

PS1: jus kidding
PS2: my 1st name doesnt sound that bad...so dont call me "reddy"

October 30, 2006 8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol when i started that comment i typed ur name in and i typed it wrong so i was like i'll stick to the familiar ... lol im having issues with the phonetics of ur name so at present im not going to attempt it .. :P ..

i am in dental school at the moment.. uprobably figured that out but anyway .. hmm... so u live in tirupathi huh.. i so totally know where that is .. i have been there heaps .. hmm.. being telegu at that.. omega chronograph aey?.. hmm first buy me dinner n ill consider it lol

October 30, 2006 5:35 PM  

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