On parking a car

The usual algorithm followed to park a car in my house.
1. stop the car near near the gate.
2. go open the gates.
3. get back into the car.
4. drive it into the space.
5. go home.



Or you could consider this advanced version developed by me:

1. stop the car near the gate.
2. go to the gates n push them open.
3. get back near the car.
4. ohhh! wrong side fool...you gotta pull the gates open.
5. get back into the car.
6. drive it into the space.
7. open the door wide enuf that it hits the wall beside.
8. "uhh fuck".
9. get off the car n shut the door.
10. walk away.
11. come back, open the door n take ur mobile n other stuff.
12. drop something on the ground such that it rolls to that stair case.
13. squat, pick it up, stand....n ur head hits the staircase.
14. "uhh fuck".
15. walk away.
16. come back, open the door, close the windows, close the door.
17. walk away.
18. come back, make sure u havent forgotten anything.
19. smile.
20. go home...(at last)
21. throw your shoes, hit the sack, n switch on the TV.
22. ohhhh..son of a.... You forgot the keys again!!!